Creative Reasons Why You’re Single

1. Your soulmate is your pet.

2. You get severe, deadly allergic attacks when in close proximity to the opposite gender.

3. The man/girl of your dreams is a comic/book/tv show/movie/play/anime character and you wouldn’t settle for anything less.

4. You’re married to God.

5. You have to rid the world of all its evils before moving on to tackle a greater evil: male-female dynamics.

6. You’re destined for great things and that a relationship is on the last page of that long list of things.

7. You’ve debunked traditional gender roles hence you do not know the word male or female.

8. You’re a romantic egoist– you’re looking for the perfect love but at the same time, you think that you’re too above that fickle human emotion called love.

9. You’re involved in a long-distance courtship with a man from Mars and a woman from Venus.

10. You’re too busy blogging to have a love life.  

Side Notes: Watching Spiderman would have been great if the people sitting behind me had a half a brain to just shut up and watch the freakin’ movie!